Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Monastery humor

OK, thanks to pickr for this...

A guy has a religious conversion and decides to become a monk.

He joins a monastery in a remote section of the Italy, where he takes a vow of silence. The Abbott informs him that he will be allowed to say two words at the end of every fifth year.

Five years pass, and the Abbott comes to him to hear the monk's two words.

"Food bad," says the monk, who returns to his devotions.

Another five years pass, and the monk comes back before the Abbott.

"Room cold," he says.

Another five years pass, and this time the monk says, "I quit."

"I knew you wouldn't cut it here," the Abbott replies. "Ever since you came, all you've done is bitch."

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